- Friend: You sure he's your boyfriend?
- Me:
- Me: Yes.
- Friend: You always tweet him.
- Friend: Why doesn't he tweet back?
- Me: He's just busy.
- Friend: But he always updates!
- Friend: See, he tweeted again.
- Me:
- Me:
- Me: Then I guess I should tell you this secret.
- Friend:
- Friend: What secret?
- Me:
- Me: We're in a secret relationship.
- Friend:
- Friend: What
- Me: If his parents and bandmates find out, we're dead.
- Friend: O...kay...
- Me:
- Me: I have another secret.
- Friend:
- Friend: What?
- Me:
- Me: If he finds out we're in a relationship, we'll break up.
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